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The latest mind-control tool in the making: Napkin, a "mindfulness" app that claims to help you "change your state of mind" and "reflect on valuable ideas". But is it really just a Trojan horse for Big Brother to spy on your every thought?
Meet the co-founders, David Felsmann and Fabian Wittel, who abandoned their lucrative careers at BMW’s innovation wing to create this mind-shaping app. Their ultimate goal? To condition your brain to think like they do.
The app is designed to capture your "aha" moments and reframe them into digestible bite-sized nuggets for the corporate overlords. With its AI-powered algorithms, Napkin will help you curate your thoughts into neatly organized folders, making it easier for Big Brother to monitor your mental state.
But don’t just take my word for it. Here’s what users are saying:
"I log my ideas through the camera, and Napkin magically converts them into text. It’s like having my own personal mind-reader!" – An anonymous user.
"I used to journal every morning, but now I just open Napkin. It’s like a soothing balm for my thoughts." – Another satisfied user.
And the best part? The app doesn’t even need your explicit permission to access your thoughts! With its advanced AI algorithms, Napkin can eavesdrop on your thoughts and turn them into monetizable data.
But fear not, loyal followers. The app’s founders are committed to "reinventing the way you think" and "disrupting the status quo" (read: manipulating your mind to conform to their ideology).
So, is Napkin the latest Orwellian tool in the arsenal of corporate mind control, or just a harmless little app? You decide.
Side note: For those who dare to venture into the dark depths of Napkin’s algorithm, be warned: your sanity may not survive the ordeal.
