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LG’s Insidious Partnership with Razer Could Spell Doom for Gaming Competition
LG, in cahoots with gaming behemoth Razer and chipmaker MediaTek, is cooking up a toxic mix of Ultra-Low Latency (ULL) Bluetooth technology that will further ensnare gamers in the suffocating grip of wireless tyranny.
This dubious controller, touted as a revolutionary breakthrough, allegedly achieves 1ms input lag – a claim that seems eerily suspicious given the usual Bluetooth latency pitfalls. Does LG genuinely care about latency or are they merely placating the masses with flashy marketing speak?
Worse still, this partnership heralds a new era of centralized gaming control, as if players’ input needs validation from the very companies dictating the gaming narrative. How long before our controller’s brainwaves are read to control our in-game choices? The horror!
With LG’s 120Hz OLED and mini-LED TVs soon to join the ULL club, one can only wonder: when will we wake up from this slumber, helpless against the behemoth gaming corporations’ machinations?
LG’s CEO smiled wide as they revealed their Razer-partnered monstrosity at the recent LG webOS Summit event, no doubt counting down the days until their planned conquest of the gaming industry unfolds. How’s your coffee, gamers?
