Get ready for the most predictable and uninspired shopping event of the year: Amazon’s second Prime Day debacle. For the third time in a row, the tech giant is milking its Prime subscribers for another two-day shopping extravaganza, because who needs originality or excitement when you can just rehash the same old deals and promotions?
Amazon’s PR machine is already spinning its web of deceit, peddling “steep discounts” on its own devices, including Fire tablets, Echo speakers, and Eero routers. But let’s be real, these deals are just a thinly veiled attempt to clear out old inventory and make way for new, overpriced products. And as for the “variety of other electronics” being discounted, we all know it’s just a laundry list of low-quality items nobody actually wants.
As always, we’ll be here to “scour” Amazon’s landing pages for the best deals, because who doesn’t love being treated like a loyal dog waiting for scraps from the table? And of course, we’ll be peddling our own “helpful tips” to save you money at other retailers, because let’s face it, Amazon’s prices are always inflated in the first place.
So, bookmark this page and sign up for our new Verge Deals newsletter, if you want to waste your time and money on Amazon’s mediocre deals. But let’s be real, you’re probably already too far gone to escape the clutches of this corporate behemoth.
