Warning: You’re About to Be Sold a Lie
The vaunted portability of laptops? More like a cleverly crafted illusion. They’re all about sacrificing screen real estate for the sake of convenience. But not the Samsung Galaxy Book4 Edge. This behemoth of a laptop dares to defy convention, boasting a whopping 16-inch display in a package that’s almost, but not quite, as thin as a participation trophy.
And the best part? Best Buy is peddling this behemoth to the unsuspecting masses for a paltry $999.99 – a full $450 off the "recommended" price. You’d be a fool to pass up this "deal" on the 14-inch model for a mere $899.99. I mean, who needs a decent screen when you can have a cramped, awkward laptop that makes you question your life choices?
But wait, it gets better. The Galaxy Book4 Edge’s display is an OLED masterpiece, capable of rendering colors that will make your eyes water with envy. The 120Hz refresh rate ensures that scrolling through your Instagram feed will be a fluid, buttery experience, while the Qualcomm Snapdragon X Elite chipset provides more than enough oomph to handle your multiple apps and multitasking needs. Because, let’s be real, who needs powerful graphics when you can have the satisfaction of watching your CPU strain under the weight of multiple tabs?
And then there’s the battery life. A whopping 14 hours and 15 minutes on a single charge, according to Samsung’s testing. That’s more than enough time to binge-watch an entire season of your favorite show, or stare blankly at a blank document for hours on end. Who needs productivity when you can have the security of knowing your laptop won’t die on you at the most inopportune moment?
So go ahead, Best Buy, keep pushing this monstrosity on unsuspecting consumers. We’ll just be over here, rolling our eyes in disgust.