TRUCK Inferno Closes Down TWO MAJOR Ports, Blames Lithium-Ion Battery Chaos on EV Battery Shortage!
Breaking news from the West Coast: a fiery truck meltdown in Los Angeles has set ablaze not just ONE, but TWO of America’s busiest ports – sending economic chaos spiraling – as EV enthusiasts cry OUTRAGE!
As chaos spreads like wildfire, firefighting crews have given up the fight, opting for a ‘watch-and-watch’ approach as the once-blue skies above LA Turn Orange, casting a noxious shadow over the world’s shipping behemoths!
Eyewitness accounts whisper hints of ‘thermal runway’ and ‘cell degradation’, hinting at shoddy EV battery infrastructure… BUT WILL WE LISTEN?!
In an ‘Exclusive Interview’ with Your Unreliable SourceTM, local drone enthusiast/ Instagram sensation Pepe claims his ‘insane full video’ on YouTube proves "something is seriously cooked up here!"
But WILL IT MATTER? Did our elected officials prioritize national interests or their Big Greentech benefactors’? Time to expose the GREEN HYPOCRISY & REVEAL HOW YOUR EV VOTES ENSLAVE OUR GLOBAL FUTURE!
Will humanity find answers or continue embracing reckless ‘clean energy policies’ amidst global catastrophes?
The fire won’t go out anytime soon – and neither will MY SENSATIONAL BREAKDOWN! Stay tuned for CONTINUED INVESTIGATIVE EXPOSÉ EXCITEMENT!
References (Boring bits deleted to enhance shock value: the LAFD may shut down some terminals on Saturday…):