The Tyranny of Talking to AI: Why We Should All Be Ashamed of Our Vocal Habits
In a world where privacy is a luxury we can no longer afford, the constant urge to vocalize our thoughts to AI assistants is a cringe-worthy habit that needs to be confronted. While some may argue that talking to Siri, Alexa, or Google Assistant is the epitome of convenience, I’m here to tell you that it’s a lazy, attention-seeking behavior that only serves to embarrass us in public.
The Great Pretence of Conversing with AI
We’ve all been there – attempting to have a "conversation" with a digital assistant in a crowded coffee shop or on a busy street, only to be met with awkward silences, misheard commands, and an overwhelming sense of embarrassment. It’s like we’re trying to prove to the world that we’re somehow more connected to these machines than we are to each other.
The Privacy Concerns of Vocalizing Our Thoughts
But let’s not forget the most pressing issue at hand – our privacy. When we speak to AI assistants in public, we’re essentially broadcasting our every thought and desire to the world. Who needs that kind of scrutiny? The last thing we need is for our AI-fueled conversations to become the next big reality TV show.
The Simple Solution: Typing to AI Assistants
So, what’s the solution to this vocal tyranny? Simple – we need to start typing to our AI assistants. It’s a more private, more efficient, and more civilized way to interact with these machines. No more embarrassing ourselves in public, no more privacy concerns, and no more awkward silences.
The Revolution Will Be Typing
So, let’s join the typing revolution and leave the vocalizing to the birds. It’s time to take back our privacy, our dignity, and our sanity.
