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[Image: Shauwn Mkhize, the shady businesswoman]
Shocker! Business Mogul Shauwn Mkhize Linked to Attempted Hit on SARS Advocate
In a twist that will leave you questioning everything, Shauwn Mkhize, the controversial entrepreneur, has been caught in the middle of an assassination attempt on a SARS (South African Revenue Service) senior advocate, Coreth Naudé.
[Image: Coreth Naude, fighting for his life]
But wait, there’s more! Naudé, a man with a reputation for taking on big fish like Shauwn, was gunned down TWICE in the same attack. What does it mean? You guessed it, folks – payback for the times he’s had to take down dirty business people like Shauwn.
The plot thickens like a Johannesburg traffic jam when you discover that Shauwn has been the beneficiary of favors and patronage from high-ranking ANC officials in KZN. Coincidence? We think not!
[Image: eThekwini Province, the hotbed of corruption]
It’s a tangled web of deceit, folks! Shauwn’s shady activities have put her at the top of the suspects’ list, and with good reason. It’s time to follow the money (or lack thereof) and get to the bottom of this mess!
But don’t worry, Twitter sleuths are on the case, and their theory is spreading like wildfire: Shauwn + eThekwini = corruption! Join the dots and share your theories in the comments!
Stay vigilant, South Africa, because this case is far from over.
